WRONG CHOICE!

You fool. You've just been unexpectedly transported into another world. You don't have any money on you. And even if you did, it would NOT be the currency of the Computer Goblins. As you dig awkwardly through your pockets, the Computer Goblin grows infuriated that you would lie to him. You told him you would help, but now you seem to be backing out on that promise. He snaps his fingers, and the giant volcano in the distance errupts.

A Virus downloads to your computer, exposing all of your personal information. Your identity gets stolen 27 times, and all your life savings are instantly drained from your bank account. All of your loved ones leave you, and you live the rest of your days poor, alone, and unhappy. Tough luck.